廖峪松 葉鑫

  After class,Alex and Belly were playing around in front of the Statue of Confucius.However,something strange happened,the time paused!An old man with special clothes walked out the statue.He is oily,ragged,and has an obscene look.He made Alex and Belly scared to death.The old man said "HEY,you two,you have to achieve my desire so that the time will return to normal!I commanded that you should bring the most handsome guy's clothes to me!".Alex said "Who the hell are you?Why we have to help you?We don't know anying about you,and you look so ugly!".
  He said "I'm Confucius,the Father of Confucianism!The most handsome and the smartest scholar in the whole world!".Belly said "Alex,he might be right,I think we should obey him,but who is the most handsome guy in school?".Alex thought few minutes and said the principal- Chen-Dong-yuan.When he sings a song,whoever heard the voice will fall in love with him!".Then,they went to the principal room with the advantage of time paused." HEY, look at the uniform in the showroom,which the principal wear everyday,let's take it away!" Alex said.Belly said "Well...now,we have the one last clothes to take away,the principal's Panties!".Alex said "I will be going to find his panties!".They research the construction of the principal room,and spent a great deal of time searching all the principal room.Finally,they find a back room,entering it.After getting in the room,there were lots of model toys.All the toys were Slam Dunk.And the panties were piled up beside the toys,they cheered "YEAH!We find it!",and took away all the panties.About ten minutes left,they came back to the Statue of Confucius delightly.Alex and Belly said "Confucius!We got it!".Then Confucius snatched the principal's clothes quickly,smelled all over the clothes,there's no denying that the feeling was more disgusting than all the other feelings.Confucius said "I do as promised!You fulfilled my desire!",in the mean time,Confucius just clapped twice,the time back to normal.Before Confucius leaving,he said "These clothes are important that I should collect it well.",and then,Confucius just disappeared.
   The next morning meeting,the principal looked at all the students and teachers and said "Is there anyone steals my clothes?All of them were gone...".Meanwhile,Alex and Belly looked at each other,saying with a tired face "I don't want to think the feeling anymore!".